JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- You never know what kind of fun you're gonna find on Jacksonville's Craigslist!

Today, this ad for a free dog had us in stitches. The owner even says he'll pay you to com pick him up! Surely someone wants a dog that stinks, scratches, bites, has fleas and no teeth!

Here's the link if you want to see it on Craigslist and maybe find yourself a new dog!

Link: Free Dog, Beagle on Jacksonville Craigslist

Check out what the owner says in the ad below:

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A Springfield man said a 31-cent frying pan he's had for decades was a worthwhile investment. He smacked a robber with it over the weekend.

Bobby Smith, 81, said he fended off a gun-toting robber in his kitchen Saturday. The U.S. Navy Korean War veteran, said he was "in the middle of making supper" when a young man in a blue T-shirt showed up in his kitchen.

The man demanded his wallet. Instead, Smith grabbed the closest thing - a "red-hot frying pan" off the stove. The potatoes cooking in it went flying through the kitchen and Smith hit the man on the side of the face.

"He sank to his knees! I hit him with the frying skillet and it was red hot," said Smith.

Smith also tried jabbing the robber with nearby pitchfork, he said. "I raced back 6 feet, and I got this pitchfork. Then I worked on him," said Smith, adding that he drew some blood. 

On the way to work today I stopped for breakfast at a non-descript little white building known to most Springfielders simply as "Tommy’s". I have been to Tommy’s before, and have waited in line with utility workers, police officers, yuppies, and even a guy who I was pretty sure was homeless. Over a nearby cooler, which holds the orange juice, milk, soda, and beer, is a sign that says "No Beer Before 7am" which, I was assured today, is not meant as a joke. Another sign suggests if you don’t like the food or service, you can continue up the road to Krystal’s.